I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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