I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
God, I missed his penis.
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