Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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