Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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