What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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