do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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