we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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