And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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