was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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