Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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