she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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