and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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