Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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