I need help removing her.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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