walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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