Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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