How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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