Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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