There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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