The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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