At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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