Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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