Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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