Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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