it wasn't lemon gatorade
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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