If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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