So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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