Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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