i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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