Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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