Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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