Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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