i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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