Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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