Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
