I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
When did angry sex become our thing?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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