Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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