There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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