No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
