I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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