If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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