yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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