Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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