Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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