do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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