my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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