Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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