i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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