yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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