May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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