My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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