somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We're too hungover to prance.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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