no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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