Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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