I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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